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Jan. 7, 2021, 11:19 a.m.

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Kirk: If there's anyone in your life that's feeling down ... make them some chicken noodle soup Kirk: If they're vegetarian, I'm sure there's an alternative Kirk: Chicken noodle soup, like, ... warms the soul



Feb. 9, 2011, 7:42 p.m.

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Rose: It's also called the Sandwich Theorem, because y'know, you've got g and h making a sandwich around f, like it's cheese or ham or whatever you want to put in there... Student: You should serve it with polynomial soup!



Sept. 16, 2009, 8:42 a.m.

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//submitting an assignment Shirley: Okay Mr. Pham, I'm done. Pham: Put it under the soup. Shirley: What? Pham: Put it under the soup! I remember to grade when I eat lunch!