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Nov. 3, 2010, 10:29 p.m.

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Demma: So this is not only the smog that hovers over LA all the time, but it's also the stuff that they use to make Viagra. Class: What? Really. Demma: Sure! It makes leaky capillaries. [Demma proceeds to explain very graphically how a medicine that makes capillaries slightly leaky would make a good erectile dysfunction medication] See, they gave it to a bunch of old guys during medical testing. And then they wouldn't bring their leftovers back because it was like, 'DING, erection time!' And this was a nightmare for the old ladies, because they were glad that they didn't have to pretend enjoying fucking these old farts... now anyway, what was I talking about?"

#1998

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June 10, 2010, 7:07 p.m.

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//Talking about a chemical (potassium nitrate) used in a chem r&e experiment, and how the groups ran out of it. Student(presenting): Well...we had enough, but it disappeared one day. Templin: If there's any explosions later on...

#1989

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June 9, 2010, 10:11 p.m.

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//freshmen chem r&e presentations are going on, one group finishes the powerpoint Student: *click* Promethean board: THANK YOU MR. PHAM AND MR. TEMPLIN FOR EVERYTHING, WE COULDN'T HAVE DONE THIS WITHOUT YOU Class: o_o ...

#1971

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June 2, 2010, 6:34 p.m.

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Daniel Liu: And we'd like to thank the websites we used...

#1959

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May 27, 2010, 9:13 p.m.

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//Pham is explaining the formation of bonds in a certain solution Pham: So when it in water what it do? Such easy question, who ask this! From here there are ions, and you just have random grab. Class: *laughs* Pham: What? What WRONG wit you guys, why you laughing at everything...? Student: Why is it random crap? Pham: NO! *spells out "GRAB" on board*

#1848

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April 29, 2010, 6:20 p.m.

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//Pham lectures the freshmen on the importance of primary sources Pham: You need to be having more primary sources! You know every time someone get some information from somewhere and publish it, there always error! ...It like if somebody have duck, and when you tell bunch of people eventually story changes, and you not have duck anymore! You have monster! Monster with one eye! Student 1: Or you have a chicken! Pham: You lucky if you have chicken! Chicken and duck look alike. Student 2: What? No they don't! Pham: They both birds! Student 2: A dock isn't a bird! Pham: I not say dock I say duck!

#1509

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Feb. 18, 2010, 8:03 p.m.

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//while prospective eighth graders are shadowing current students Pham: Hey you! 8th gradah! You know how to rounding numbah? 8th grader: ... ... ..... ....... Pham: Okay. Moving on.

#1151

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Dec. 13, 2009, 1:14 a.m.

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"Pee's not gold." - Eugene, on the historic alchemic effort to derive gold from urine

#972

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Nov. 24, 2009, 11:27 p.m.

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Prange: "We would, in Eugene's dream world, lift this book over my head and let it do work on my face"

#971

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Nov. 24, 2009, 11:26 p.m.

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Prange: *slams a textbook on a table* I figured someone needed to wake up... maybe it was me.