#5257

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Nov. 12, 2014, 9:47 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose walks through Mr. Street's freshman R&E class to get papers from the lab Street: Hey Mr. Rose, any of your students in this class? //Rose looks around Rose: Yeah, some. Street: Any of them failing heinously? //Rose looks around again Rose: Yeah, some.

#5232

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Oct. 23, 2014, 8:58 p.m.

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// Pd.1 Functions class; people are chilling before a test. Daniel Zhu, an 8th grader from Takoma Park taking the class, is next to the bookshelf. Daniel Zhu: Ooh, calculus! // Daniel Zhu grabs a multivariable calculus textbook from the shelf and starts reading it. Rose walks by and sees him. Rose: Stop doing calculus. (takes a closer look) Multivariable calculus. You're in 8th grade.

#5026

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June 14, 2014, 3:02 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose's Gmail status at 3 pm on the Saturday after the last day of school (6/14/14). School had ended on Thursday 6/12/14. Status: Functions... stop harrassing me. I have until 3pm on Monday.

#4811

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March 25, 2014, 9:48 p.m.

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Rose's GChat status: current grades in Discrete are hilarious (and hilariously bad) // shockingly high percentage of my Functions class gonna get an A this quarter... // bag of papers to grade is gloriously empty for one brief afternoon // ah, screw it, will write the Discrete test in the morning...

#4711

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Jan. 12, 2014, 6:34 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose calls Michael Chen the wrong name Rose: I've been teaching here for a while now, so I've seen pretty much every combination of typical '80s first names and Asian last names. Like, your parents need to be more creative. Good job there, Sambuddha.

#4706

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Jan. 10, 2014, 7:01 p.m.

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Rose: I really do think the way someone restricts cotan says a lot about them.

#4127

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May 7, 2012, 7:29 p.m.

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//During InfoFlow in Functions InfoFlow: Remember, this week is teacher appreciation week...remember to thank your teacher. Students: Thank you Mr. Rose!! Rose: Words have no meaning. I want dumplings!!!

#3855

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Dec. 17, 2011, 4:41 p.m.

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//During a Functions test, the fire alarm goes off. Rose: Oh my god, this is like the worst timed fire alarm ever! Student: Let's just sit here and finish the test. Other Student: What if it's actually a real fire? Rose: It's never a real fire. Don't worry.

#3832

1111

Dec. 5, 2011, 8:42 a.m.

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Rose: This is why I put you in the front row: so that when you say things that make no sense, we can communicate through hand signals and raised eyebrows.

#3563

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Sept. 16, 2011, 6:15 p.m.

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//Talking about extraneous solutions. Rose: Ok, now we have 2 solutions, but one of them might be extraneous. We have to check now. If one doesn't work, then we still have the other solution. It's kinda like why some people have 2 kids: one doesn't turn out right, you still have the other.