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#2816
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⚐ ReportRose: Giles, I’m getting some coffee, you want any? Giles: No, but you should open it up to the rest of the class. Several students: I want some! Rose: Sure, I’ll get anything—coffee, a pony… Lily: I want a pony! //Rose leaves. Lily (to Sadie): I don’t think he’s getting me a pony, Sadie…
#2815
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⚐ ReportGiles: We need a symbol to show that this cosine graph repeats itself. Jay: How about a dead fish? Giles: A dead fish? What? I am NOT drawing a dead fish on the end of this graph.
#2814
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⚐ ReportAshu (referring to something): This is the greatest snowball ever. Giles: The greatest snowball ever is the one that hits YOU in the stomach.
#2813
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⚐ ReportGiles (about Walstein): Logs? I don’t know what the hell is going on in that room. //later Giles: I was actually born in this century. I know how to use a computer.
#2812
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⚐ ReportGiles (while yelling at us for talking too much): This is absurd! If you didn’t spend time reading labels on water bottles and having side conversations about orange juice, we might actually accomplish something.
#2811
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⚐ ReportGiles: Number Three will look like this—ERRUUP! (Draws cubic function on a graph while making a strange sound). You don’t have to use the sound effect if you don’t want to.
#2810
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⚐ ReportGiles (when talking about finding the roots of an equation): Here’s the alternative method. Do not think it’s horrible just because it’s associated with Ashu.
#2809
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⚐ ReportAshu (totally off key, to Lily): Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you… Giles: I think Intonation auditions are in order for you!
#2807
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⚐ Report//Equation on board: 12x3-12x2-45x=0 Alec (guessing a factor): 5. 2. 3. Giles: Alec is worrying me. He also wrote his name on his quiz as Alec Fields Fields. Are both your last name and your middle name Fields, or something?