Giles: This review packet is worth the mystical, magical number of points that it takes so that if you don’t do it, it will lower your grade to a something-point-nine-four. For example, if your grade is an 87.4, if you don’t do the review packet, your grade will drop to a 79.4.
Giles: I’m kidding. But I want you to do the review packet!!
Random Jewish student: Mr. Giles, those alpha symbols look like Jesus fish. I’m offended.
(The next class, when reviewing last night’s homework)
Giles: So, if SIN^2(Star of David) + COS^2(Star of David) = 1, then…wow. It’s really hard to say “Star of David” after every function in trig identities.
Rose: Giles, I’m getting some coffee, you want any?
Giles: No, but you should open it up to the rest of the class.
Several students: I want some!
Rose: Sure, I’ll get anything—coffee, a pony…
Lily: I want a pony!
Lily (to Sadie): I don’t think he’s getting me a pony, Sadie…