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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:41 p.m.

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//Hammond puts on his hat and coat to leave Jacob: Nice outfit, Mr. Hammond! Stein: We thought it looked like Indiana Jones. Schafer: I thought it looked like a stalker.

#711

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:41 p.m.

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//at It's Ac practice Hammond: I'm comfy and getting a lot right. Don't interrupt my mojo!

#710

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:41 p.m.

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//Hammond buzzes at It's Ac practice and turns towards Schafer Schafer: How do you not know this? Hammond: I buzzed for you. How do you now know this? //time runs out and nobody answers

#658

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Oct. 12, 2009, 7:19 p.m.

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//Hammond wants to fix something on Binx Hammond: Is anyone on Binx right now? Scott L. and Scott Z.: Yes! Hammond: GET OFF! Scott Z.: Done. Scott L.: Okay, I'm off. Wait, am I off? *logs back in* Oh wait, that's on Ogedei, not Binx!

#560

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Sept. 25, 2009, 10:17 a.m.

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Shirley: What are those things? Hammond: They're big, they make strange noises, they do something with electricity, and I'm afraid they're giving me cancer.

#559

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Sept. 25, 2009, 9:27 a.m.

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Hammond: That's clever for about five seconds.

#555

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Sept. 23, 2009, 11:59 a.m.

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//on wacky tacky day Mr. Hammond: Any wacky-tackiness you see is just the inherent wacky-tacky in me.

#499

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July 7, 2009, 6:16 p.m.

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Hammond: "We should patch up our security holes sometime" is a phrase that sends shivers up my spine. "We should patch up our security holes now" is better," and "We've patched our security holes" is better yet. :-)

#496

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June 30, 2009, 11:32 a.m.

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Mr. Hammond: There's no way I can remember that. I'm picking the next password.

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June 19, 2009, 9:32 p.m.

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//Hammond's first-ever Gtalk chat Hammond: AsI'm being climbed on by a 35 year old...veyr hard to type. :-) Jacob: 35? Hammond: 3.5 Hammond: hard to type... :[)