#5240

11

Oct. 31, 2014, 10:11 a.m.

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//Discussing Queen Elizabeth Whitacre: Yeah, she got around, but she never got around to getting married

#5222

66

Oct. 15, 2014, 5:48 p.m.

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Mr. Whitacre: "Is everyone done copying down the questions?" (Loosely uniform "yes" from most of the class) Alex Mel.: "No" Mr. Whitacre: "Is everyone that I care about done copying down the questions?"

#5202

11

Sept. 30, 2014, 9:30 p.m.

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//Gaby says something Whitacre: What? I can't even hear you. Gaby: Nothing. Whitacre: Nothing? Are you saying that when you open your mouth, nothing useful comes out, so I just shouldn't listen to you? Gaby: ...Yeah. (with conviction)

#5185

66

Sept. 16, 2014, 7:37 p.m.

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Whitacre: When dogs lick you, they really want the Whopper you ate three hours ago. Don't disappoint them.

#5177

77

Sept. 11, 2014, 7:55 p.m.

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//Talking about karma in Comp Religion Whitacre: You don't want to be like Bambi's mother. BOOM! She's dead. She had bad karma.

#4822

46

April 1, 2014, 4:25 p.m.

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//Talking about England's constitutional monarchy system and the Gunpowder Plot Whitacre: You know, 'Remember, remember, the fifth of September'?

#4680

77

Dec. 5, 2013, 2:55 p.m.

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Whitacre: Does it have to be politically correct? This is my class, what do you think.

#4679

37

Dec. 5, 2013, 2:51 p.m.

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//talking about toilet paper Rishab: Wait, what are we talking about? Whitacre: We are talking about the art of cleaning oneself after a bowel movement. Where is you head?

#4595

66

Sept. 30, 2013, 6:03 p.m.

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//During AP World, Talking about Greeks being great artists Whitacre: Who was a famous artist in Ancient Greece? Agam: Michaelangelo? Matthew: Isn't that a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?

#4575

1212

Sept. 7, 2013, 7:09 p.m.

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// 9th period AP World Francis: So I heard it was the oldest profession... Whitacre: Mathematician? Francis: No, prostitution. Whitacre: Same difference.