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#6222

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Jan. 30, 2017, 12:50 p.m.

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// Going around asking what religion everyone has Whitacre: Any Muslims? // No one raises their hand Whitacre: Well, I guess Trump's ban worked pretty well.

#5298

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Dec. 9, 2014, 10:43 a.m.

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//Student enters late into Comp Religion and hands Whitacre a pass Whitacre: Why are you late? Student: I was sleeping... Whitacre: Then why did you wake up?? You should've just kept on sleeping. It's your body's way of telling you something. It's like, I tried today, I couldn't do it...I'll try again in 24 hours!

#5177

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Sept. 11, 2014, 7:55 p.m.

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//Talking about karma in Comp Religion Whitacre: You don't want to be like Bambi's mother. BOOM! She's dead. She had bad karma.

#4720

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Jan. 23, 2014, 1:42 p.m.

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Swaney: I told the Mexicans they'd have to crank this one out.

#3658

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Oct. 11, 2011, 7:39 a.m.

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//Comp Meth is in 316, Genetics is in 318 //A bunch of Comp Meth kids walk into 318 and start hanging out, then Pham walks in Pham: Why you guys all come into here??? Oh I know, it cuz that class only have 3 girls...

#3603

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Sept. 26, 2011, 8:15 a.m.

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//About perfect software, in comp meth Pham: What is the third law of thermodynamics? Sam: Absolute zero is unattainable? Pham: Exactly!  So that mean, nobody perfect.

#3540

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Sept. 12, 2011, 9:45 a.m.

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Swaney: Turkey isn't giving up their territory to the Turds... the Kurds! The *Kurds*!

#849

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Nov. 13, 2009, 10:17 p.m.

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Piper: I know that you're very knowledgable in the field of computer science, but you're doing what is commonly known as shitty work.

#766

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Oct. 28, 2009, 7:55 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: Hey. Why you sitting all the way back there? Andrew Rodgers-Schatz: 'Cause you're scary!

#764

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Oct. 28, 2009, 7:54 a.m.

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Mr Pham: This is America! People don't know maff, remember?!