// Going around asking what religion everyone has Whitacre: Any Muslims? // No one raises their hand Whitacre: Well, I guess Trump's ban worked pretty well.
//Student enters late into Comp Religion and hands Whitacre a pass Whitacre: Why are you late? Student: I was sleeping... Whitacre: Then why did you wake up?? You should've just kept on sleeping. It's your body's way of telling you something. It's like, I tried today, I couldn't do it...I'll try again in 24 hours!
//Talking about karma in Comp Religion Whitacre: You don't want to be like Bambi's mother. BOOM! She's dead. She had bad karma.
Swaney: I told the Mexicans they'd have to crank this one out.
//Comp Meth is in 316, Genetics is in 318 //A bunch of Comp Meth kids walk into 318 and start hanging out, then Pham walks in Pham: Why you guys all come into here??? Oh I know, it cuz that class only have 3 girls...
//About perfect software, in comp meth Pham: What is the third law of thermodynamics? Sam: Absolute zero is unattainable? Pham: Exactly! So that mean, nobody perfect.
Swaney: Turkey isn't giving up their territory to the Turds... the Kurds! The *Kurds*!
Piper: I know that you're very knowledgable in the field of computer science, but you're doing what is commonly known as shitty work.
Mr. Pham: Hey. Why you sitting all the way back there? Andrew Rodgers-Schatz: 'Cause you're scary!
Mr Pham: This is America! People don't know maff, remember?!