#4540

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May 23, 2013, 11:44 a.m.

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//Students are asking for an extra weekend to finish a project on Ishmael, so that the work will be better Whitacre: As my grandfather used to say, "I wish I had my boots right now because the shit's gett'n deep."

#4352

-13

Dec. 13, 2012, 12:10 p.m.

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//Girl with a camera walks into Whitacre's 3rd period Whitacre: What are you here for, who do you need, and why didn't you knock? Answer the first question! Girl: I need to take pictures of juniors for the yearbook. Whitacre: Come back in 20 minutes. Girl: Ugh..... Whitacre: Fine, 15 minutes. I'm nice. Girl: Yay! (leaves)

#4347

1212

Dec. 12, 2012, 7:38 a.m.

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Whitacre: Slaves have been here as long as one can remember. Take marriage for example.

#4341

46

Dec. 9, 2012, 8:37 p.m.

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//During AP World Christine: My parents speak really bad English! Whitacre: You mean poor?

#4292

1515

Nov. 8, 2012, 8:49 p.m.

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Student (to Whitacre): Good morning. Whitacre: That's what you think.

#4210

3739

Sept. 20, 2012, 11:05 p.m.

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//Talking about his first year of college Whitacre: I went downtown every night. There were 54 bars to choose from, and I chose all of them.

#4186

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Sept. 5, 2012, 7:22 p.m.

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Whitacre: What was UP with that story [Goldilocks and the 3 Bears]? I mean, a little girl who escapes three huge bears! Come on! If it were me, she would NOT have made it out of that house. And she was so annoying, too. *whiny voice* Too hot, too cold! I know why she was in that forest... Her parents were like, "Just stay here, in the park. We'll be right back." *imitates putting car into gear* VROOOOOOOOOOM!!!

#3882

99

Jan. 9, 2012, 1:04 p.m.

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// Alice is complaining about not being allowed to do her Ceramics work in Religion Whitacre: In the famous words of Bugs Bunny: 'Ehhh, shuddup.'

#3822

3638

Nov. 30, 2011, 9:08 p.m.

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//Talking about how our culture doesn't value non-human life Whitacre: In the pounds, if nobody adopts you, they just put you down. You don't see that in orphanages. Walk into an orphanage and pull out the lethal injections. "Hey, nobody got you this year; sorry Tommy." *splurt*

#3821

6468

Nov. 30, 2011, 9:01 p.m.

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Whitacre: When I was taking that marriage class, these priests were talking about how to have a good family and be a good husband and all. It's like, how the hell do you know?