Duval: They don't know who Alice is. Johnny: Is she your dog? *Class breaks down, Alice is Duval's daughter* Johnny: Close enough. Duval: Johnny, this is for you only. What's my dogs name? Johnny: Sam? *Class breaks down again, Sam is Duval's son* Duval: Useless, all of you!
Duval: Do you know what Alice is doing on Friday? Johnny: Who’s Alice? Duval: We’re no longer on speaking terms.
Duval: so I was asking Alice what haircut she wanted, and she said she wanted Monsieur C's haircut. Monsieur C, her teacher, is bald. Alice [from the background]: stop telling them that! I'll kill you!
//Pd. 4 Analysis 1B, went something like this Stein: Kinjal! Go integrate that! //She's in a different period, so nobody moves Stein: Shivani! Whatever your name is! Go! (points at Urjita) Class: Do you mean Urjita? Stein: It's a half day! No time for names! Go! //she gets up and does the integral Stein: Now pass it off to someone else! Faster! //passes it off to Sam Stein: Urjita! Simplify that! //class laughs Stein: We don't have time for names! We're already behind! Now go! //Sam looks incredulous, but goes up anyway Stein: Now pass it along! Faster, Gabe! //hands it off to Alice Stein: Keep going, Sandeep! Quickly! //Alice takes the ln and hands off to Lara Stein (looking at Lara): Meghna! How do we solve for y? //This went on for a while, not once calling someone the correct name Stein (at the end of class): I'd like to spend the last minute of class apologizing to all of the ladies of Indian descent.
Alice: Whoa, so they were like mutually hugging! Jamie: According to magnet standards, that's like third base. Roadkill: What would the other bases be then? Buddha: Let's see. First base - talking. Second base - any sort of physical contact. Third base - hugging. Fourth base - doing math together.
// Alice is complaining about not being allowed to do her Ceramics work in Religion Whitacre: In the famous words of Bugs Bunny: 'Ehhh, shuddup.'
Attendance office: "Mr. Stein,are you there?" Stein: "Arrrrr ye matey, I am here." Attendance: "Could you send Alice down to the attendance office?" Stein: "Arrrr, yes I can. Mrs. Fus, remember to talk like --" //She hangs up Emily: "Well, that was arrrrrrkward."
// While proctoring the World AP and people were being disruptive outside Ostrander: Tony, please close the door. // Everyone looks around in confusion Alice: Austin, I think he means you. Austin: Uhhh... Ostrander: Ah, why am I referring to Austin as Tony? Austin: I thought you said honey, so I thought you were talking to her. (points at Sylvia) Ostrander: Well from now on, Austin will be referred to as honey. How are you doing, honey?