#13555

44

Feb. 14, 2025, 7:38 a.m.

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Veena: I hope you marry someone and they name all of your children Monica

#13156

59

March 5, 2024, 12:20 p.m.

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Anon: We should make every married couple at Blair fight!

#13005

99

Feb. 8, 2024, 10:38 a.m.

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Jorgensen: So the user action is to pick up flashlight. What is the product function? Class: It get's picked up. Jorgensen: Wanna know how to say that in the engineering way? Jorgensen: accepts hand. Jeffery Ji: In marriage? Jorgensen: Sure, if you want to marry a flashlight. Jorgensen: I don't think that's legal though.

#11590

1111

Feb. 17, 2023, 4:31 p.m.

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//reads dramatic description of Gatsby's smile from The Great Gatsby Anderson: If you find someone with a smile like that, lock them up. Anderson: Not in that sense. I mean the other sense. *gestures at wedding ring*

#10888

2222

Sept. 28, 2022, 10:28 a.m.

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Stein: My son is getting married this Saturday. Stein: Unless he does something dumb between now and then.

#10605

2020

May 23, 2022, 6:05 p.m.

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//reading Twenty Hours Rao: If I poisoned my husband this morning, it would feel really weird to teach this class. Student: Did you poison your husband this morning? Rao: I'm not married, so there's no one to poison.

#9073

19

March 26, 2021, 11:19 a.m.

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Street: I mean, I just don't like anybody. Student: Wait, then ... why do you have a wife? Street: Yeah, good question. I'm not sure why she puts up with me!

#6793

1313

Oct. 18, 2017, 7:33 a.m.

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Rose: *writing a propositional logic expression on the board* "If you do the dishes, I'll give you polyhedra". Not unlike discussions happening at my house.

#4584

33

Sept. 17, 2013, 5:44 p.m.

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Bunday: My wife says that when I die, she'll kick me out in a hearse and right behind me she'll have U-Haul with all of my shit.

#4347

1212

Dec. 12, 2012, 7:38 a.m.

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Whitacre: Slaves have been here as long as one can remember. Take marriage for example.