#5509

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June 4, 2015, 4:18 p.m.

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//2012-2013 Functions Rose: "Did you know, 90%, of people will say that their favorite letter is the first letter of their first name. Victoria, what's your favorite letter?" Victoria: "T!" Rose: "Well, that's because of your last name. Jeremy, what's your favorite letter?" Jeremy: "...not J." Rose: "Ok...Ramya, what's your favorite letter?" Ramya: "I don't have one..." Rose: "Kathleen, what your favorite letter?!" Kathleen: "Pi!" Rose: "...You guys have failed me."

#5502

1315

May 27, 2015, 9:40 p.m.

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// Functions, the day after spring break, discussing the homework Rose: You guys probably all did this yesterday, so it should be fresh in your minds.

#5500

33

May 27, 2015, 9 p.m.

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//Pd, 9 Analysis 1A, trying to describe a certain solid of revolution Student: It looks like one of those dog cones. Rose: You're right. By the way, my parent's dog is wearing one of those. It just got dog surgery--which is, like, really expensive. I would have just moved on and gotten another dog. Class: What!? Rose: Seriously...it's like 10,000 dollars!

#5489

2022

May 14, 2015, 8:59 p.m.

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//Doing a counting problem in Functions Rose: So we need like, seven classes, A B C D E F G. A for Analysis, B for Biology, C for Chemistry, D for... Dutch, E for... Entomology, F for Functions, and G for... for... Giraffes.

#5488

911

May 14, 2015, 7:44 p.m.

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//Mr Rose tells Callie to pass back graded papers Maya: Oh thank god. I hate passing back papers Rose: It's because helping out warms your cold dark heart. Right? //Maya starts uncontrollably laughing Rose: I only mess with you because you can handle it. Other students would be crying right now.

#5459

3335

April 17, 2015, 11:47 p.m.

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//The day after spring break, when Rose had returned from San Francisco and announced that he was going to work at Google Rose: *frustrated with tedious algebra* This is like.. ugh... Noah: It's okay Mr. Rose. Think of your new job at Google! Rose: That's right, gotta think about the free food... Noah: And girls! Girls work at Google! Rose: Yeah, like, five... Glad that you're watching out for my dating opportunities Komo. Komo: What? Noah said that! Rose: There's a constant stream of sass always coming from this table, so your names are basically interchangeable.

#5456

1317

April 14, 2015, 4:56 p.m.

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//Rose walks into Davis's 6th period lunch with a pair of large scissors //There are about 10 juniors playing cards at a table, including Josephine. Josephine: "Scissors!" Rose: "Um, ok." //Card group stops playing and looks at Mr. Rose Rose: "No continue, I wasn't going to say anything." Josephine: "Can I touch them?" Rose: "...now I'm just getting nervous."

#5406

24

March 5, 2015, 12:17 p.m.

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Rose: Okay, but we need to be serious about this. This class is called Analysis because we, like... actually I don't know why.

#5402

1414

Feb. 24, 2015, 11:41 a.m.

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// Mr. Rose is fuming about missing multiple functions classes and he is now yelling about the kids who are going to AMC for the second time Mr. Rose: Who are you going to listen to, me or Eric Neyman??? You should listen to me; I'm taller than him!

#5400

1416

Feb. 21, 2015, 12:45 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose's phone starts making dog barking sounds Rose: Oh, that's... that's my ringtone for when my mom is calling.