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⚐ ReportMr. Street: Shut up. Mr. Pham: I never say "shut up" in class. Mr. Street: What do you want, a cookie?
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⚐ Report//Jesse wants to know how big the hot air balloons are, asks Pham Jesse: How big are the hot air balloons Pham: You too small.
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⚐ ReportPham: Ever since Mistah Street become depahtment head, he follow da rules and I don like dat.
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⚐ ReportMr. Pham: What's the first thing you touch in the morning? Robert: Mysel- Mr. Pham: The air! What were you going to say, your wife?
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⚐ ReportPham Block B Pham: If you're allergic to anything, you should not be in block B. Especially if you're allergic to me.
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⚐ Report//Pd.1 Functions Schwartz: It's okay to get a B! B doesn't mean bad, C is average. //Next day in Chemistry Pham: B isn't bad. B is DISASTER!
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⚐ Report(seen on Pham syllabus) If points are assigned, then you are to have something in that section. Spelling and Grammar count.
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⚐ Report//Pchem prepping for a lab Pham: Always do not assume lab material is clean. For example, we use Vaseline for the lid, but you do not use Vaseline on your body. //Half the class starts snickering Pham: What? What so funny? //Wait for it... //... //Epiphany moment. //Misha facepalms Misha: Oh my God, guys...
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⚐ Report// In Software Design, Mr. Pham leaves the room and comes back 5 minutes later. "Hey everyone, you want some cookies?" - Mr. Pham