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#8823
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⚐ ReportKirk: And then the *best theorem in all geometry* Kirk: The first one you ever learned Kirk: The Segment Addition Postulate // student point's out it's a *postulate* Kirk: Yeah, it's a postulate Kirk: I guess it's not a theorem
#8806
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⚐ Report// in zoom "chat", after trig question was asked Student 1: Senpai/6 Student 2: NO Student 3: no // talking Kirk: I have no idea what you people are doing in the chat Kirk: You guys, you guys are interesting people
#8793
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⚐ Report// finds area of SSS-given triangle by finding height with sine Kirk: This is terrible Kirk: I hate it Kirk: I wish there was a formula that told me the area of a triangle [given three side lengths] Kirk: I wonder if that exists Student 1: hMm Student 2: hMmMm Student 3: hMmMmMm // proceeds to teach Heron's formula
#8792
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⚐ ReportKirk: Here lies ... Gwendolyn. Kirk: She forgot to include the 2ab when squaring a binomial.
#8785
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⚐ ReportKirk: Now we're just seconds away Kirk: We are *milliseconds* away Kirk: I guess we're milliseconds away from everything in our lives Kirk: Just different amounts of milliseconds
#8769
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⚐ ReportKirk: And then there's a link to the Wikipedia page Kirk: If, if you're lazy Kirk: Which is fine
#8751
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⚐ ReportKirk: Everything was learned in 3rd grade Kirk: And then you showed up to Functions