#3040

11

March 6, 2011, 10:48 p.m.

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Whitacre: Who was absent yesterday and doesn't know their group?  Either ask people around you or come beg me for some friends!

#2992

11

Feb. 24, 2011, 8:27 p.m.

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//presentations are going on in anthro Whitacre: Okay, next is [topic]...no one? Alright, those two haven't done anything yet. Point at them and laugh, they're getting zeroes. Student: But it's not our topic! Whitacre: In life, there's always someone to blame. //later on Whitacre: Okay, so where's our next group? Student: We couldn't find enough information... Whitacre: I should fail you right now! Something's always better than nothing! *motions to smack with index card*

#2991

77

Feb. 24, 2011, 8:25 p.m.

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//2 students are having trouble getting a powerpoint up on the screen Whitacre: What's taking so long? You're losing points! Danderson: They seem to be having technical difficulties... Whitacre: Yeah, there are two on the computer right now!

#2973

57

Feb. 23, 2011, 6:19 p.m.

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Whitacre: We're gonna finish off these examples, then we're gonna have fun by seeing footage of people hurting themselves for religious reasons. It's amazing what you can do to yourself that you wouldn't let anyone else do to you.

#2972

11

Feb. 23, 2011, 6:18 p.m.

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PA System: All ninth graders should... Whitacre: Who cares about ninth grade! PA System: ...auditorium for the ninth grade assembly. Whitacre: Just send 'em home. They're not here for any reason.

#2932

1212

Feb. 14, 2011, 8:37 p.m.

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//InToneNation shows up with a singing valentine David: Should I let them in? Whitacre: NO!  Let them stay out there! //they start singing, Whitacre turns up video's volume Whitacre (now opening door a little): Go away!  You're not wanted here!

#2906

1618

Feb. 9, 2011, 7:58 p.m.

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Whitacre: So come on guys, what's your best pickup line? Student: Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

#2885

1315

Feb. 8, 2011, 1:03 p.m.

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Student: We should be glad that chivalry is dead because it's based on chauvinism. Whitacre: So? Student: So it assumes that women are weak. Whitacre: And? Student: ... Whitacre: I'm waiting for you to make a point.

#2786

1616

Jan. 14, 2011, 8:20 p.m.

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Student: Damn! You just ruined my mood. Whitacre: By ruining your mood, I improved mine. Moods cannot be created or destroyed.

#2651

55

Dec. 8, 2010, 10:30 p.m.

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Whitacre: When history becomes ancient history it's time for a new history