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#3455
1313
⚐ Report//Graduation practice //The girls' caps & gowns are white, the guys' are red Mark (jokingly): Man, these guys trying to make us think they're Klan members? Danderson (laughing): What does that make us, communists?
#3385
1517
⚐ Report//at the end of puzzlepalooza Schafer: JULIAN LOFTON! What does the number 361 mean to you? Julian: The number of days until next year's puzzlepalooza! Danderson: 362!!! NEXT YEAR'S A LEAP YEAR!!!
#3243
2020
⚐ ReportLodal: My brother has a PS3 installed in his car! Danderson: Wait, so he plays while he drives? Lodal: And he's kinda ragey in it, too. Danderson: So in other words it ends up being road rage while he game rages. Lodal: Well, he's also a cop.
#3041
13
⚐ Report//during quantum Schafer: So all this matter can be expressed as waves! But if I look over at Ittai, I don't see any waves! Danderson: *puts hands together, does wave motion*
#2991
77
⚐ Report//2 students are having trouble getting a powerpoint up on the screen Whitacre: What's taking so long? You're losing points! Danderson: They seem to be having technical difficulties... Whitacre: Yeah, there are two on the computer right now!
#2898
1010
⚐ Report//during fire in 210s Jack P: Why are we out here? Danderson: Apparently there's a fire. Jack: Well who the hell did that? Danderson: Well let's see. First off, we were in 211, so me and Shelley aren't it. Then Schafer was considered, but he had SRPs going too, as did Pham. Jack: Could it have been Shirley? Danderson: (walks away shaking head) Student: Bet he's looking for Shirley now.
#2886
1515
⚐ Report//SRP presentations day 1 Danderson: Something smells off... Shelley: Huh, you're right. Danderson (loudly): Okay, guys, I know this is 211, but we're presenting SRPs. There should be no reason why I can smell something burning. Student: Isn't Schafer down the hall?
#2621
79
⚐ Report//Daniel Anderson is rifling through his lunch. He pulls out a banana in a Ziplock bag. Daniel: Why is my banana in a plastic bag?! Ori Perl: Because your banana needs protection! Daniel: No... just no... //Later Daniel: Wow, the peel broke... Ori: It's not protective anymore! Daniel: -facepalm-
#2616
77
⚐ Report//discussing double integrals in polar Teacher: Since I was really angry at my 5th pd, I told them it was ARRRR dRdθ. And I know *looks at Contreras* some idiot is gonna be in the middle of the test, see a problem, and say ARRRRRR dRdθ, and everyone's gonna remember it. Danderson: So guys, just remember Polar Pirates. Student: I think those were called Vikings... Rafael: So Vikings solve integrals now? Teacher: Well, they were certainly pirates. *begins discussing the Vikings*
#2528
313
⚐ ReportAndrew RS: I wish there were like 4 Thursdays a week because there are so many things I want to do that all happen on Thursday... Danderson: I'm fairly sure you wouldn't want 4 Walstein tests a week.