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#2333

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Oct. 8, 2010, 9:34 p.m.

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// Absorbed in a complicated math problem, Rose vigorously erases the board and accidentally knocks the clock off its hook. It dramatically crashes on the floor and splits into pieces. He stands there for a minute, observing the damage. Rose *mutters to himself*: F***. Stein: You broke my clock. That's the second clock you've broken. Rose: *pause* Actually, a student broke the first clock. // students gather around Rose: You know, I'm 32 years old and I'm finally accepting that I'm a klutz.

#2327

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Oct. 8, 2010, 8:01 a.m.

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//teaching logic Rose: If anyone gets it on video that they did something special where they did not use the word "or," I will give them a point. Student: Can we get a goldfish? Rose: NO, goldfish only flow ONE way in this classroom.

This was in reference to the recently declared holiday where we could not use the word "or" for 24 hours. Instead of "Go straight or turn right at the next intersection" we should say "At the next intersection, it is not the case that you should not turn right and not go straight."

rose, geometry

#2323

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Oct. 8, 2010, 7:50 a.m.

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//teaching logic Rose: From 11:38 today to 10:47 tomorrow no saying the word "and," from 11:38 tomorrow to 10:17 Friday, no saying the word "or." Student: Why the break? Rose: I need "and" and "or" to teach class!!! //Geometry is from 10:47 to 11:38

#2320

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Oct. 8, 2010, 7:45 a.m.

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//teaching logic Mr. Rose: I will marry someone only if they are rich, but what if I can't find anyone rich, like if I live in PG County or something?

Rose later went on to say: for me to marry someone they have to be a rich tall tennis player who is really good at making Indian food

rose, geometry

#2319

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Oct. 8, 2010, 7:38 a.m.

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//Two students are arguing over a problem, and Mr. Rose says one is right Student: See, I was RIGHT, do not take away my glory! //Rose writes "GLORY" next to the problem

#2283

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Oct. 5, 2010, 5:48 a.m.

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Rose: Have you heard the new research that says your brain is full of caterpillars, and your brain is NOT full of caterpillars?

#2282

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Oct. 5, 2010, 5:47 a.m.

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Rose: Did you know that chewing bubble gum causes cancer, OR chewing bubble gum does not cause cancer?

#2281

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Oct. 5, 2010, 5:46 a.m.

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Rose: Let's pretend some random raging lunatic comes up to you on the street.

he commonly uses this in our geometry class to introduce how to do something

rose

#2280

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Oct. 5, 2010, 5:45 a.m.

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Mr. Rose: In this case, it depends in the way that it doesn't depend.

#2253

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Oct. 3, 2010, 7:57 a.m.

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Rose: No, Mitchell, no more talking for you. Mitchell: I have a legit question. Rose: I don't care. *continues teaching/lecturing*