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March 26, 2022, 3:23 p.m.

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Andy: Do you read the sundial clockwise or counterclockwise? Alena: I would assume it's read clockwise because its a clock.



Oct. 23, 2010, 2:58 p.m.

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Pham: Guy, you need to be hurry up, look at the clock! ...okay, clock dead, don't worry about it.



Oct. 8, 2010, 9:34 p.m.

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// Absorbed in a complicated math problem, Rose vigorously erases the board and accidentally knocks the clock off its hook. It dramatically crashes on the floor and splits into pieces. He stands there for a minute, observing the damage. Rose *mutters to himself*: F***. Stein: You broke my clock. That's the second clock you've broken. Rose: *pause* Actually, a student broke the first clock. // students gather around Rose: You know, I'm 32 years old and I'm finally accepting that I'm a klutz.