Richard: You Indian cannot write down on paper.
Ashu: Yeah, but we have the stone tab-leat! Yeah, but we are able to write on stone tablet! We so stroung!
Richard: You Indians cannot write in stone tablet.
Ashu: Bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah baout...! No, way make a zero fust, and then the Arabs come from it. No, we have the i-de-ah! No, we decide to share with them because we think they the too dumb.
Ashu: So-wah, we also have the greatest diamond in the wold, the Hope Diamond, we found that in the India. And that's what it's culled. Does the China have damond?
John: Ashu, the biggest diamond in the world, cost eleven million dollar, is fifty-five thousand karats, is literally thees beeg. Yah thees beeg.
Richard: How much money it cost?
John: About eleven million.
Richard: Doesn't it cost more?
John: Noh...nahh, it not the highest quality diamond, like the Hohp Diamond, which the British were even able to steal from India because India don't have Great Wall of India!
Ashu: Baauhtt, they do that because they have the guns, and we don't have the guns. And they say, China, we are taken over by the Indians.
Richard: Oh oh oh, China never taken over by the Indians.
John: China only give away Hong Kong. India give away entire sub-continent because they love the British!
//Some time later
Brian: 35-down is 'Eurasian'.
Richard: No, he not Asian, we're Asian!
Ashu: No, we not Asian! What the hell you talk?
John: India so weak that they couldn't do anything. Gandhi couldn't even use guns to fight back!
Schafer: Stop talking!
Ashu: I no talking anymoh because Mr. Schiafer say no talkang. And China and India is a equwol. No, ah always say they da equwol.
John: I use my bamboo guns.
Ashu: We not talking about the puz-hol. And Mr. Schafer want us to talk about the puz-hol. And Ms. Dvorsky only want us to talk about the computer science o-kawy.