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#12945

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Feb. 1, 2024, 8:26 a.m.

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Student: Why do we square instead of use absolute value [to make the values positive]? Burkhauser: Well, any of you math people want to answer that? Student 2: Doesn't absolute value kinda suck to work with? Burkhauser: Define "sucks to work with"

#12828

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Jan. 5, 2024, 10:43 a.m.

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Lodal: Once I saw a kid named Brace Lodal: and I was like who would name their kid Brace!? Grace: oh i thought he said grace Grace: i was like dude i'm sitting right here //later Lodal: Brace seems like an AI generated name

#7585

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Sept. 14, 2018, 5:03 p.m.

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//9th Period AI Piper: I was hoping that I could get your quick labs today, so that I have something to do over the weekend Piper: Just kidding! I can grade the freshmen quizzes

#7482

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May 9, 2018, 8:32 p.m.

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//pd 9 AI, Mark was at a game yesterday Piper: Mark we missed you! Mark: Sorry, I thought I was going to be here but then I wasn't. Piper: It's alright. There was a party, and Margaritas were served.

#7200

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Feb. 5, 2018, 11:24 p.m.

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//AI, Ms. Burton is subbing, Mr. Pham walks past the doorway, Alex notices him, discussion //Mr. Pham entereth with a pole Alex: Is that the pole with... Mr. Pham: Ya dis the atmosphere pole. //Alex gestures things and says things I don't remember Mr. Pham: What, you wan me to throw it at you? Ms. Burton: Well why not? Mr. Pham: I can't do that. //Ms. Burton walks over, lifts the pole Ms. Burton: You can't throw this?

#4741

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Feb. 5, 2014, 1:01 a.m.

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//People drawing their favorite foods on their name-sticks Fowler: Chicken...Pork...Pig Illustrated. Way to ingratiate yourself to the vegetarian teacher.

#1496

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Feb. 15, 2010, 3:50 p.m.

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Neel: Wait, am I seriously in a group with two second semester seniors? Lindsey: Well, three actually. Neel: Great. I'm [screwed].