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April 19, 2013, 12:05 a.m.

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Neel: I wouldn't want to be walking around the Middle East with an American accent. Samir: I would just want to be walking around the Middle East. Neel: Hey, Dubai is a cool city. Samir: Yeah, I'd want to go to Dubai. Alex McArtor: The only place in the Middle East where I'd feel safe is India. Samir: Thats not in the Middle East. Alex McArtor: It technically is, right? Neel: No...

#4257

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Oct. 17, 2012, 12:52 a.m.

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//Jeremy and Loomis are having a discussion on Neocon beliefs in SRP //Jeremy is talking about his change in views Jeremy: So yeah, Neel here turned me on to Polygamy. Neel: Wow, you really need to rephrase stuff in a better way

by "turned me on to Polygamy" he means that he realised that he supports Polygamy just like he supports Gay Marriage, etc.

jeremy, neel, loomis

#4068

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March 25, 2012, 7:39 p.m.

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//In world history Jeremy and Billings are in an argument Billings: I am going to go talk to your mom, Jeremy. Jeremy: OK, whatever Neel: Are you sure you want that Jeremy? Billings: I dont know her though. Charlie: Hang on, I can get you her number. //Everyone takes a minute to process that then bursts out laughing.

#4058

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March 22, 2012, 9:59 p.m.

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//Thien sneezes Neel: God bless you. Viju: Which god, Neel?

#3775

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Nov. 12, 2011, 8:59 a.m.

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//In SGA office Patrice: Hey, I dont have my book, can you fill me in on what happened? Neel: Yeah, so basically the major events were how he killed Mary, cut her head off and threw her into the furnace. Eric: And how he killed Bessie and threw her down an airshaft. Patrice: What the hell? Why does he do all this stuff? Neel: You think that God will be angry with him? Patrice: Yeah, man, he will be struck down by God. //At that very moment the head of a blazer falls and strikes Patrice on the head Patrice: Owww... Neel: Looks like you were the one who got struck down

#3679

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Oct. 15, 2011, 12:37 a.m.

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Neel: Why will this program not work? Milo: It because .... (muttering something) Neel: Come again? Milo: No, I was making fun of you Eric: Wow, I dont think you are suppose to tell someone when you are making fun of them

#3343

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May 11, 2011, 7:05 p.m.

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//before an AP Dr. Campbell: Please put away all cell phones, dictionaries, unauthorized calculators... Rubik's cubes... //Everyone turns to Neel Students: Five. Four. Three. Two. One. //Neel promptly solves the cube and puts it away

#3226

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April 12, 2011, 10:43 p.m.

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//wallops Kids: What was going on in your room? Patrice: Oh, we were just moving around. Kids: But why exactly was the floor shaking around 12:30? Neel: Er...well Jeremy was having fun and playing around in bed.

#3225

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April 12, 2011, 10:40 p.m.

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Grossman: Now, which group of people is against pesticides in crops? Neel: The crazy organic people Grossman: Hey, watch your mouth!

He was not aware that Mr. Grossman was an organic farmer

grossman, neel

#3221

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April 11, 2011, 10:38 p.m.

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Porac: What is something that will make the symptoms of drinking ease? Neel: Hashish or cannibis? Porac: How about something more legal...although that does work. Classmate: Cocaine!