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May 30, 2023, 12:07 p.m.

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Jeremy: Ohhhhh all the seniors are gone! Jeremy: Wanna know why? I killed them. O'Donovan: We live in America. We can't joke about this. People take everything seriously.



March 8, 2023, 10:43 a.m.

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Smolen: What is a tradition I can do for seniors every year? Kaden: Boxing match!



Oct. 14, 2022, 3:28 p.m.

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// Talking about college admissions Ostrander: It's not "you didn't get in because someone else did." Ostrander: You don't get in because they don't like you.



Dec. 12, 2020, 6:08 p.m.

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Arbitrary senior: Blairbash represents everything that I dislike about young magnets: the feeling that they’re superior and therefore must overexplain things to everyone else

ed. note: (!) This claim about Blairbash culture is disputed. Everyone should keep submitting! In the words of Mr. Rose: "freshmen are missing out on important emotional / social development. blairbash is all they have"




March 20, 2018, 7:12 p.m.

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// Hammond has just interrupted Complex by announcing that many students in the class still haven't signed up for Puzzlepalooza Schwartz: (to the class) I'd assign it to you as homework, but then it'd be less likely to get done.



Sept. 26, 2013, 5:14 p.m.

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//During senior unity day //Mrs. Johnson goes to table full of magnets Johnson: Let's go dance! Magnets: Dance? //Mrs Johnson goes to another part of the table Johnson: Who wants to come dancing? Magnets: Dancing? Johnson: Who wants to do math problems? Magnets: MATH!!!!!



Nov. 27, 2012, 7:25 p.m.

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Student: I'm so hungry, I could eat a freshman.



April 4, 2011, 9:43 p.m.

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Dvorsky: There are times when we start counting the days until the seniors get out too.



March 28, 2010, 6:33 p.m.

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//Someone was playing really good music in the senior court yard while we were taking a formative Simel: If they weren't so good I would have to tell them to stop // Simel then goes over to the window and yells out it Simel: Hey guys, I was just telling my students that if you weren't so good we would have to yell at you b/c they're taking a test, but your really good. Could you play something softer though, I don't mean quite, but ya know like concentrating music



Feb. 15, 2010, 3:50 p.m.

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Neel: Wait, am I seriously in a group with two second semester seniors? Lindsey: Well, three actually. Neel: Great. I'm [screwed].