//Agam has never taken a Pham class.
Akshay: You shouldn't be able to get a magnet diploma unless you've taken a Pham class.
Agam: But I like real teachers.
Akshay: Then you should go to a real school like Wootton.
Schafer: Everyone get on the carpet.
//Everyone gets on the carpet
Schafer: OK, is everone ready?
//Couple minutes later
Schafer: Pretend we are in a river on a raft--
Akshay: That is powered by fart!