Schwartz: I don't know the alphabet! Schwartz: Ohhh, L comes *after* H!
// attendance Street: [Student]? // student turns off camera Student: Not here. Street: Good.
Street: But you know, I am happy to make those sacrifices for my students Street: Especially for [Student] Street: Especially for your benefit, [Student] // later, taking attendance Street: [Student] ... //student shakes head Street: You keep denying it, but the evidence is clear
// Attendance Street: [Student], are you here? // Student is in meeting; camera is on Student: ... can you see me? Street: I don't want to.
Street: [Student's name] Street: ... [Student's name] is caught in the Netherworld, not able to make it [here]. // A bit later Street: Everyone's here except [student's name]. Somehow stuck in Zoom Hell.
// first day of AChem, 3:17 PM Pham: Hey! Before you guy all leave, let me take attendance.
//Pham taking our attendance for the first time Pham: Sambuha? Sambuddha: No, it's "Sambuddha." Pham: Oh yeah, he have the Double D's! My vision getting bad.
//Street R&E taking attendance Street: Daniel Chen. Daniel: Here! Street: Jennifer Chen. Jennifer: Here! Street: Michael Chen. Michael: Here. Street: Look, we got the whole Chen clan.
Pham: Wait, how is I have more students than I is supposed to have?
//near end of quarter Student: Hey Mr. Templin, can I please see my grade? Templin: Sure. Student: (Looks at paper with grade) What's that nine over there? Templin: Those are your absences. Student: I'VE been absent NINE times? I don't remember being absent nine times. Templin: Here it says you've been absent nine times, but I have absolutely no idea how I got this data, because I don't think I've taken attendance nine times...