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May 10, 2022, 12:16 p.m.

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// Sub in Pd. 6 Blake // Sub passes out attendance sheet for people to write their names on // I write a special message at the bottom Sub: I count 26 names on this list but there are 31 people in the class. Whoever didn't sign your name, please do. // One kid didn't sign his name before and gets up to put his name on Sub: There are still not enough names on here. Student: There are only 26 people in here. Sub, counting the list again: Then why are there 27 names? // This goes on for a few minutes. Eventually: Sub, in realization: Who wrote "Deez Nuts" at the bottom of the paper?

She thought we were messing with her because she was a sub and I feel kinda bad now but it wasn't the intention

deez nuts, attendance, sub



March 17, 2022, 4:24 p.m.

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//Will walks in late, had said last class that he'd be sick Delaney: You're supposed to be sick. Will: No, I'm dead. But I came anyway.



Jan. 25, 2022, 8:11 a.m.

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//first day attendance Kyei: Chujia? Did I pronounce that right? Chujia: yeah Kyei: no way bruh



Dec. 22, 2021, 3:18 p.m.

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Lodal: Guys, let me take attendance here real quick. And then we will do ... absolutely nothing.



April 22, 2021, 1:31 p.m.

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Schwartz: I don't know the alphabet! Schwartz: Ohhh, L comes *after* H!



April 20, 2021, 4 p.m.

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// attendance Street: [Student]? // student turns off camera Student: Not here. Street: Good.



Jan. 22, 2021, 11:25 a.m.

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Street: But you know, I am happy to make those sacrifices for my students Street: Especially for [Student] Street: Especially for your benefit, [Student] // later, taking attendance Street: [Student] ... //student shakes head Street: You keep denying it, but the evidence is clear



Nov. 20, 2020, 11:16 a.m.

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// Attendance Street: [Student], are you here? // Student is in meeting; camera is on Student: ... can you see me? Street: I don't want to.



Nov. 17, 2020, 3:20 p.m.

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Street: [Student's name] Street: ... [Student's name] is caught in the Netherworld, not able to make it [here]. // A bit later Street: Everyone's here except [student's name]. Somehow stuck in Zoom Hell.



Feb. 1, 2016, 3:20 p.m.

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// first day of AChem, 3:17 PM Pham: Hey! Before you guy all leave, let me take attendance.