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Oct. 2, 2023, 4:01 p.m.

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Substitute: I'm gonna take attendance, maybe 10 years from now -- I mean, 10 minutes from now.



Sept. 22, 2023, 8 a.m.

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// Stein taking attendance Stein: Evan Wang, the issue wasn't that you sat in the wrong seat. I marked the wrong Wang. Stein: Anne Wang, here. Evan Wang, here. Michael Wang, here. Steven Wang, here. (Evan, Michael, and Steven sit next to each other) Stein: See, this is the problem! // Later Stein: Sophie H. and Sophie Y. are both absent. Now I'm suspicious. Stein: For all I know they could be running around Downtown Silver Spring at Burgerfi.



Sept. 20, 2023, 7:49 a.m.

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// Stein is taking attendance Stein: Hey Evan Wang, you're not sitting in your right seat. Stein: And your dad emailed me in the middle of the night. // Later Stein: Sophie Y, where is Sophie H? Natalia: I could track her right now.



May 23, 2023, 4:01 p.m.

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Stein: Hello, CNN? This is David Stein of Montgomery County Public Schools. Stein: My two Statistics classes this morning had zero people absent. Yes, zero!

H_0: p = 0.9, H_a: p != 0.9. n = 64, p-value 0.008, statistically significant! (but the normal approximation might not apply)

stein, applied_stat, news, attendance



May 10, 2022, 12:16 p.m.

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// Sub in Pd. 6 Blake // Sub passes out attendance sheet for people to write their names on // I write a special message at the bottom Sub: I count 26 names on this list but there are 31 people in the class. Whoever didn't sign your name, please do. // One kid didn't sign his name before and gets up to put his name on Sub: There are still not enough names on here. Student: There are only 26 people in here. Sub, counting the list again: Then why are there 27 names? // This goes on for a few minutes. Eventually: Sub, in realization: Who wrote "Deez Nuts" at the bottom of the paper?

She thought we were messing with her because she was a sub and I feel kinda bad now but it wasn't the intention

deez nuts, attendance, sub



March 17, 2022, 4:24 p.m.

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//Will walks in late, had said last class that he'd be sick Delaney: You're supposed to be sick. Will: No, I'm dead. But I came anyway.



Jan. 25, 2022, 8:11 a.m.

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//first day attendance Kyei: Chujia? Did I pronounce that right? Chujia: yeah Kyei: no way bruh



Dec. 22, 2021, 3:18 p.m.

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Lodal: Guys, let me take attendance here real quick. And then we will do ... absolutely nothing.



April 22, 2021, 1:31 p.m.

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Schwartz: I don't know the alphabet! Schwartz: Ohhh, L comes *after* H!



April 20, 2021, 4 p.m.

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// attendance Street: [Student]? // student turns off camera Student: Not here. Street: Good.