//In jazz band, trumpets finish playing Julian: Man, I don't know about the rest of these gumps but the trumpets NAILED IT! Templin: Yeah, you nailed your coffins shut, maybe.
// During Discrete Julian: Why is this not working? Philip: ArrayList is an implementation of List Julian: Oh! So I have to put "Array"s in front of all these "List"s.
//Julian is caught texting in class Mr. Charles: Uh... Julian... Julian: In my defense... she's cute.
Roberts: So I call those attractive notes "magnetic tones" because they're attractive! //Julian bursts out laughing Roberts: I just, you know, I WANT those notes. Emma (aside): She's horny for those notes.
//at the end of puzzlepalooza Schafer: JULIAN LOFTON! What does the number 361 mean to you? Julian: The number of days until next year's puzzlepalooza! Danderson: 362!!! NEXT YEAR'S A LEAP YEAR!!!
Schafer: Julian, how does it feel that Eric is backing you up? Julian: Pretty ... I don't know.
Ms. Roberts: Let's try that again, low brass. Julian: You mean the LOAF brass? Kathryn: Just like your solo just now was a so-LOAF? I think that makes you Julian Loafton. //(his actual name is Lofton)
Honigsberg: So he said to himself... Class: Self. Julian: Does he make you do that at home too? //Michael nods
//Julian was asleep Blitz: So what happens when the ballerina bumps into the sumo wrestler? Julian: WHAT?! Eszter: You've missed a lot.