//Quickly doing the MoCo lab safety quiz (out loud) Student: You have cut yourself - Schafer: Now why did you do that? Please, don't cut yourself in this class! I don't care if you're emo, I just don't want there to be blood! //and later Student: Someone you know is on fire - Schafer: And that too! Don't do that either! You should have no reason to set yourself on fire!
//Talking about answers to a freshman safety test found lying around Senior: Yeah, I kinda broke half of these safety things during my SRP. Templin: Well, then I really shouldn't let you use anything in this room. Senior: It's not like my mentor followed them either! Templin: Then he shouldn't be allowed to use anything in this room.
//reviewing the answers to the all-important SAFETY TEST Pham: "You are allowed to enter the chemical preparation and storage area any time you need to get an item." Class, in unison: False. Pham: Okay, this one is false on the paper, but you guys have to do it anyway.
//In Block D for R&E Templin: Safety tests are important! Anything in this entire room is dangerous, even this mallet. For instance, I could smack Ting Chen in the face because he keeps yakking. Student: Don't give that to Mr. Schafer!
//Going over safety quiz Mr. Boettcher: A fire starts in the laboratory. A student notifies the teacher. What should the student do next? The answer is D: follow the teacher's directions... And if I tell you to sacrifice yourself for the betterment of the class, that's what you'll do.