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April 28, 2011, 11:22 a.m.

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// during a Thermo test Schafer: Because we are in MC, our power is provided the wonderful...PEPCO! That means, in the event that the power goes out, which is very likely, you will be taking your test by candlelight! So don't think that you'll be off the hook for your test if the lights go out.



Feb. 9, 2011, 5:03 a.m.

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//Students walk into chem and see balloons and matches (they heard from previous classes that Pham was going to burn balloons) Student: Mr. Pham, what are you going to burn? Pham: YOU!!! I'm going to take this and stick it down your throat!



Feb. 6, 2011, 8:05 a.m.

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//Rose's student aide is grading hw for him Student Aide: How strict should I be if they forget to write their name, like should I find out who they are and then burn it in front of them?