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#11484
1414
⚐ ReportCirincione: Americans love their hero stories. Often they have a single protagonist, often only the protagonist because they're "fated to be." For example, Harry Potter is the hero because at the beginning of the story he just *was.*
#10459
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⚐ ReportCirincione: There are two new things about me. Cirincione: I have new shoes -- that look the same as my old shoes, so you probably didn't notice anything. Cirincione: And I have new eyebags, because I've been getting less sleep.
#10352
2121
⚐ Report//chaotic cirincione anthology, march 25 "Social Security is the single most expensive program of the US federal government. Why? Because old people just keep not dying." "I'm helping to employ elves -- the unemployment rate is very high for elves. There's not much for elves to do." "Who doesn't want to have an nuclear arsenal that can destroy the world hundreds of times over?" "Honestly, I think I should be paid more. But, really, a lot of people should be paid more -- but me especially." "Any questions? No? Good. You should never need help."
#10252
2121
⚐ Report//economics, showing picture of guy with a wrench Cirincione: He's providing a service. Or maybe he's about to commit a crime, hitting someone with the wrench.
#9983
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⚐ ReportCirincione: Despite what it says on the candy, I have no intention of hugging and kissing any of you.
#9963
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⚐ ReportCirincione: A quiz probably isn't what you wanted for Valentine's Day, but I find my ways of showing affection.
#9939
1010
⚐ Report//chaotic cirincione anthology, february 8 "Nobody sets out to make a TV show that's intentionally boring." "Calvin is a very smart, but basically sociopathic kid, who does all sorts of mischevious things." "Let's say it was a 4000-dollar lawnmowing contract -- that'd be a lot of lawnmowing." "It's not good for society if people go around beating other people up." "When I was your age, there was no streaming video on the internet." "I know standing up is hard, but you can do it! You got legs!"
#9324
2020
⚐ Report// 3rd Period Rose Rose: I wish I was more like Cirincione. Class: Why Rose: ... I don't know!