#7183

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Feb. 1, 2018, 5:52 p.m.

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Clay: Anyone want to share the story that they just wrote? //everyone raises their hand Clay: Your story can't be about death or torture or anything like that, by the way. //everyone lowers their hand

#7057

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Dec. 18, 2017, 10:56 a.m.

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//talking about his high school art class Clay: Once I did a project so badly that my teacher thought I was color-blind. So then she gave me sympathy A's for the rest of the year.

#7033

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Dec. 12, 2017, 6:55 p.m.

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Clay: As you can see, I wrote this model essay. It's flawless. A sentence from aforementioned essay: Her hope his agonized eyes would never again plead with me.

#6921

1214

Nov. 12, 2017, 9:59 p.m.

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Clay: So, as you can see from this data graph I made, 28 of you wrote stories about death and 0 of you wrote stories about life. //class smiles innocently Clay: Yeah, I don't know what's wrong with all of you.

#6337

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March 23, 2017, 10:50 a.m.

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//Clay Honors 12, discussing Catch-22 Mr. Clay: Heller is really trying to say something in this book about the government and competence. Aarfy is a navigator who keeps on getting lost. Scheisskopff becomes a general just because he leads parades. And Major Major is promoted just because of a joke an IBM machine plays. Everyone is unbelievably incompetent. ... Mr. Clay: I don't want to get political.

#6212

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Jan. 25, 2017, 9:08 a.m.

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Maya: Waiting for Godot is kind of like the halting problem.

#6130

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Dec. 21, 2016, 6:28 p.m.

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Clay: Speaking of overarching incestuous themes... the RQA.

#6118

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Dec. 7, 2016, 7:11 p.m.

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//Silently reading the poem "The House Was Quiet and The World Was Calm" in Clay, Michael is making noise Clay: Michael, you're not - Michael: Being productive, I know. Clay: You're not being quiet and calm. Michael: Sorry, sorry. //He looks down at his desk Michael: Oh, I see what you did there!

#5962

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July 11, 2016, 12:22 a.m.

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//Mr. Clay pd. 7 //Clay gives practice essay and students seem unwilling to work Clay:*monotonous* Guys, Work, work, work, work, work! //A few students quietly sings Rihanna's work song //Few moments later, Clay notices that the class in unfocused Clay:*monotonous* Work, work, work, work, work! Willis:*singing* He see me haffi, work, work, work, work, work. Zakariya: Mr. Clay please stop saying that. Clay: Why? Zakariya: Cause thats a pop song. Clay: Focus, focus, focus! Is that a song? Zakariya: No... well actually. Willis: No, not really

#5937

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May 16, 2016, 5:49 p.m.

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///Magnet Clay pd9. Reading Romeo and Juliet. Juliet had just said "For in a minute there are many days" Clay: How romantic! *goes on to explain that each minute feels like days for her* Tyler: That's a mathematical error! *Class goes into hysterics* Clay: I'm done with this.