//Teacher is guarding door at lunch to make sure people have to go around to the SAC. //Neil sneaks over to open door and Teacher sees him as he is sneaking away. Teacher: Hey! I'm going to refer you to your administrator! What's your name? Neil: Jay Gatsby. Teacher:I'm gonna look you up! //Teacher storms off
//while discussing Circle class in ADSA Alex Woo: ... and so the perimeter... Class: Circumference, not perimeter! Alex: What's the difference? Neil Dalal: [Teacher] will kill you!
Teacher: For some reason, the TI-89 never seemed to really catch on with kids. Neil Dalal: That's because they're ugly. Teacher: You're ugly.
Thomas: Last year, there were some kids in my 7th and 8th period who smelled like they were smoking pot somewhere. Neil Dalal: Oh yeah! like the tennis courts down there! Thomas: Wait, how do you know that? Neil Dalal: Well, I got offered some.