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Nov. 27, 2023, 1:31 p.m.

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Sahu: let's talk about the govern- ima stop myself there. Sahu: let's say i publish a book that says grapes cause blindness Sahu: only white.. i mean green grapes cause blindness. purple grapes prevent blindness Sahu: i can say it's true, i'm a doctor. Sahu M.D. Sahu: little do they know, i own a purple grape farm, and my competitive neighbor owns a green grape farm Yongle: he's a part of big grape!



Feb. 24, 2011, 10:17 a.m.

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Pham: I have student, he take chemistry with me three semester. He break something every class. Every class he come in, he break something! You know what he now? He surgeon! I tell him don't become doctor, you might kill someone, so he become surgeon just to tick me off. In the emergency room!