#12580

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Nov. 27, 2023, 1:31 p.m.

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Sahu: let's talk about the govern- ima stop myself there. Sahu: let's say i publish a book that says grapes cause blindness Sahu: only white.. i mean green grapes cause blindness. purple grapes prevent blindness Sahu: i can say it's true, i'm a doctor. Sahu M.D. Sahu: little do they know, i own a purple grape farm, and my competitive neighbor owns a green grape farm Yongle: he's a part of big grape!

#11796

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May 1, 2023, 1:22 p.m.

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// English Pd. 2 Howard: Fahrenheit 451 is about a society where books are banned because they think their ideas are dangerous. Howard: Nothing like that could ever happen today! Muttering under his breath: Florida.

#8885

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Jan. 12, 2021, 11:48 a.m.

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Street: You're supposed to put stuff behind you to make yourself look smart! Street: Like, a copy of War and Peace, or something similarly technical Street: Maybe even a textbook of Differential Equations; it doesn't have to be a real book, as long as it looks like one Street: You should work on this for next class

#8863

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Jan. 5, 2021, 11:18 a.m.

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Street: And I can sit there, and I can *ruminate* Street: Over chemistry topics ... and other *book* things

#8831

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Dec. 15, 2020, 10:46 a.m.

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// near beginning of class, a couple students have cameras on Street: Good strategy you guys got there Street: You have books behind you, to make you look smart Street: You know, if you guys have awards, you might want to put it behind you Street: And you'd say "Oh? I didn't know that was visible in the camera. That's my award." Street: I would do this myself, but I didn't get any awards Street: I get my award every two weeks when it shows up in my bank account

#2499

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Nov. 7, 2010, 7:54 p.m.

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Pham: Okay everybody, grab lab book! Student: Why? What's happening? (pause) Pham (wide-eyed): WE GO LAB!!!

#2303

46

Oct. 6, 2010, 6:57 p.m.

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Pham: Today we do determination of chloride. Did you look it up already? Students: What? Pham: In the back of the book! Student: But last class you didn't tell us what lab to look up. Pham: It doesn't! You need to learn how looking it up in the book! [...] They have plenty of it in here. A lot of procedure how to do it. Student: ...so how are we supposed to to the lab? Pham: Uhhhh, let me put it this way: it on page A35.