//Functions, first period. Descartes Law of Signs and Upper Bound of Roots Theorem. Rose has just used synthetic division with 5 on a polynomial and ended up with a nonzero remainder.
Rose: Oh no! 5 is not a real root! But, class, you see, dividing by a number that is not a root is a lot like a break-up: You could just rush on blindly looking for the next opportunity, or you could slow down and consider the implications, and why everything went wrong... So what does anyone notice about the remainder?
Noah Kim: Wait, Mr. Rose, is this related to your personal experience?
//a little bit later, talking about graphs of polynomials in relation to roots
Rose: But we know what graphs of polynomials look like! They're so continuous and smooth and predictable....
Noah Kim: Mr. Rose, you are still talking about math, right?
Pham: I have student, he take chemistry with me three semester. He break something every class. Every class he come in, he break something! You know what he now? He surgeon! I tell him don't become doctor, you might kill someone, so he become surgeon just to tick me off. In the emergency room!
//the joys of Honors English 12
Stelzner: Winter break is really going to suck next year. You know why? Christmas is on a Sunday and New Year's is on a Saturday, so it's just going to be those five days. You seniors have it really lucky.
Student 1: Not me, 'cuz I'm not gonna graduate.
Student 2: Oh damn, me neither!