#1202

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Dec. 17, 2009, 10:19 a.m.

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//compsci pd4 Dvorsky: ...what is that? Julian: ...a labcoat..? Dvorsky [completely serious]: Oh, it looked like a giant sandwich

#1168

77

Dec. 15, 2009, 2:57 p.m.

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Dvorsky: Let me go hit the girls and see what they say.

#1020

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Dec. 3, 2009, 10:14 a.m.

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//compsci pd4 Cy: Donde esta la Dvorsky that is the Misses?

#815

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Nov. 7, 2009, 12:15 a.m.

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//talking about the three-point quiz competition Ostrander: Does the losing team have to walk around wearing "I lost" t-shirts? Dvorsky: No, I give the winning team gold coins. See, I believe in positive reinforcement, not negative... Ostrander: *mutters* I hear that works better, but it's not as fun.

#814

33

Nov. 7, 2009, 12:15 a.m.

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//Mrs. Dvorsky is helping a student Dvorsky: Capital A is not equal to lowercase a. Ostrander: But capital L is halfway equal to lowercase l. Dvorsky: Define halfway equal. Ostrander: Well, they share that one vertical line.

#595

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Oct. 7, 2009, 8:06 a.m.

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//Mr. Pham is wearing a BRIGHT YELLOW SpongeBob SquarePants t-shirt Jacob: Nice shirt, Mr. Pham. Mr. Pham: What wrong with it? It better than nerdy shirt you guys wear! Jacob: You don't like my math competition shirt? Mr. Pham: It too nerdy! //later that period, in the lab Mr. Pham: What shirt look better? Student: Mr. Pham's! Mr. Pham (to Jacob): You lose! Mrs. Dvorsky: I like Jacob's better. I would actually wear it.

#451

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June 21, 2009, 12:24 a.m.

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Mrs. Dvorsky: You can knock out four computers with one kick!