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May 8, 2017, 9:50 p.m.

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//Discussing prom plans, including transportation Emma: How expensive would it be to rent a lime-o? Anna: Huh? Emma: We could rent a lime-o, then we wouldn't need to split into different cars. //A brief confused silence David: Do you mean a limo? Emma: ...Is that how it's pronounced?



May 9, 2012, 9:04 a.m.

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// Emma is sitting in Ms. Roberts's chair Ms. Roberts: Hey, Ms. Roberts. How's it going? Emma: Nerdy. Roberts: Oh, I see how it is.



Nov. 28, 2011, 9:40 a.m.

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Roberts: So I call those attractive notes "magnetic tones"  because they're attractive! //Julian bursts out laughing Roberts: I just, you know, I WANT those notes. Emma (aside): She's horny for those notes.



Sept. 29, 2010, 2:34 p.m.

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Mr. Swaney: Did I not tell this class already? My car was torched, at four in the morning. Yeah, I wake up, my dog is barking like mad, I open the door, there are firetrucks outside, and my neighbour's like, "Dude, I think your Jeep exploded." Emma Kaufman: Your dog was barking? It must have been a terminator. They KNOW.



Sept. 26, 2010, 10:43 p.m.

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Mr. Swaney: So, basically, we can think of a nation as a bunch of people trying to rebel and become their own state. What are some other examples of nations? There's another obvious one that we're missing. Emma Kaufman: Texas?



April 20, 2010, 8 p.m.

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Emma: Why is he being such a baby? Oh! Right, it's little kid day.