#10552

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May 9, 2022, 11:09 a.m.

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Mao to Praccho, passing by in the halls mid conversation: we should have a maternity shoot, I wanna kiss your belly

#9912

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Feb. 4, 2022, 11:13 a.m.

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// Edward is eating an entire jar of peanut butter for lunch Edward: I looked up all the side effects of eating too much peanut butter Edward: ...but I forgot them all, so I'm probably fine

#9224

46

Oct. 22, 2021, 11:44 a.m.

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John: "Claudius and Hamlet" Jason: "That's kinda romantic"

#5533

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Sept. 11, 2015, 5:15 p.m.

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//Magnet guys and Grace all hang out at one table Allison: Grace and Steven, sitting in a tree, M-A-T-H-I-N-G

#5311

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Dec. 11, 2014, 8:32 p.m.

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[Student]: I like how they're finally cracking down on the people who sneak out to Chipotle during lunch, because now the lines are really short when I go.

#5305

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Dec. 10, 2014, 5:06 p.m.

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Joon: Fine, you can have TWO dumplings. Donghyeon (taking 3 dumplings): 0...1...2. Joon: It's not an array of dumplings! You don't count from zero! //Donghyeon walks off with the three dumplings

#5290

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Dec. 3, 2014, 9:49 p.m.

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//Beginning of 9th period CAP Photo. The class is settling down. Bustillos is getting ready to start class. He holds a glass food container and chews as he speaks. Bustillos: There is absolutely no eating in this class. //Class snickers. Bustillos: See this? [Shows class the bowl.] This is my lunch. I didn't eat during 5th period so I'm eating it now. Girl Student: What is it? Bustillos: [Says name of the dish.] Girl Student: Ooh...can we see it? Bustillos: Sure! //He walks down the middle aisle showing off his food. Boy Student: That looks good. Bustillos: It used to be. Y'see, I've been eating this same thing for the last 20 years. Every single day for lunch. //Class doesn't believe him. Bustillos: No, I'm serious. Every Sunday for the last 20 years, I make myself a big tureen of this that lasts me through the week for lunch. [Looks in disgust at his bowl.] I'm just so sick of this. It doesn't even taste like anything anymore. Girl Student: Then why don't you cook something different? What about [name of some kind of chicken dish]? Bustillos: Y'know, that's a good idea, [name of chicken dish]! But the thing is, I barely know how to cook anything. So I'm stuck with this.

#1808

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April 20, 2010, 8 p.m.

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Emma: Why is he being such a baby? Oh! Right, it's little kid day.

#1589

48

March 4, 2010, 4:43 p.m.

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Claire: No, he's definitely Norwegian. Mufasa: Wait... wheres Norwegia?

#1215

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Dec. 18, 2009, 10:28 p.m.

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//David Cao and Alex Contreras are playing chess at lunch. Alex is clearly winning. ~15 people, including Ostrander, are watching David: Why are you taking so long to move? You've practically won already! Ostrander: Maybe he's trying to avoid doing something stupid, like you probably did earlier.