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June 2, 2023, 12:09 p.m.

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// Mr. Kyei comes back to Blair Foster: Yeah, he came back to return his Chromebook.

He teaches part time at Northwood and at UMD now

foster, kyei



May 30, 2023, 12:27 p.m.

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Foster: Bum bum bum bum bum (to the tune of McDonald's) Foster: Why did I just hum the McDonald's theme? Foster: That's marketing for you.



May 18, 2023, 12:12 p.m.

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Ostrander: Mr. Foster I have a question. Ostrander: Hypothetically, could I pay you $100 to fail a student? *Foster starts contemplating* Ostrander: What if it was Bradley Guo?



May 2, 2023, 12:16 p.m.

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Foster: If I can't say anything nice, then I won't write a rec for you. Josiah: Can you say anything nice about this guy? *points to River Qiu* Foster(after a long pause): ..yes.



March 29, 2023, 12:46 p.m.

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Andy: Every time I fix an issue, 20 more issues pop up. Foster: That's right! This is why I've stopped doing software development after 20 years.



Feb. 1, 2023, 12:56 p.m.

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Foster: Do any of you guys player splatoon? Foster: I can guarantee he will destroy you guys. Foster: He’s ranked in the world. Number 10!



Jan. 30, 2023, 12:25 p.m.

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// Software design Foster: Don't write code that's so complex nobody else can understand it. Student: Doesn't that guarantee job security?

//mod note: to debug code, you must be cleverer than the cleverness used to write it, so if you write code as cleverly as possible, you cannot debug it

foster, software_design



Oct. 28, 2022, 12:47 p.m.

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//mr foster talking after a quiz in ap java foster: so yeah, we're gamers



Feb. 16, 2022, 8:27 a.m.

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//Mr. Foster walks through the class with his hood up and head down. Kyei: Yo who walks in like that. Kyei: For a second, I was like "what criminal just walked into my class?"



Jan. 13, 2022, 12:22 p.m.

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// Someone smoked weed in the bathroom during lunch, smell is spreading everywhere Foster: Yeah, the ventilation is causing the smell to spread. Foster(referring to me): And you guys are congregating very close to the air vents.