# #11857

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May 18, 2023, 12:12 p.m.

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Ostrander: Mr. Foster I have a question. Ostrander: Hypothetically, could I pay you \$100 to fail a student? *Foster starts contemplating* Ostrander: What if it was Bradley Guo?

# #9225

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Oct. 22, 2021, 3:05 p.m.

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Rose: you should've been in my advanced geometry class this morning, it was all constant failure

The same could go for discrete

# #6410

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May 5, 2017, 3:18 p.m.

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//Trying to pronounce "de Broglie" in math phys //Some things are spelled phonetically Jesse: I think it's de BRO-glee. Sam: I've also heard de BROY-lee and de BROY. Jesse: De BROY? Where's the G? Sam: It's French. French has a lot of silent letters. Anna: De BROY...like Detroy? Richard: What's Detroy? Anna: You know, the city. Jesse: Do you mean Detroit? Anna: Yeah, but the T is silent, isn't it? Everyone: No... Anna: I've been pronouncing it wrong this whole time? Several people: Yes. Anna: But...in that Journey song...they say Detroy! It rhymes with "boy"! Sam: No. Just...no.

Oy.

# #6129

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Dec. 21, 2016, 5:53 p.m.

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Will Kusal learn his lesson? We'll find out soon enough...

# #6128

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Dec. 21, 2016, 5:51 p.m.

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//Math phys is doing physics problems in front of the class. Schafer gave everyone two cards, and is calling people by drawing cards. Kusal's card gets drawn. Kusal: Damn it! This next one is going to be the bicycle problem, I just know it. (The bicycle problem is hard) Schafer: Hmm...I will make you a deal. If you can correctly guess the number of the next problem, you can not do it. If you guess wrong, your card goes back in the deck, and I will use your two lowest scores. Kusal: Wait...hold on...yeah, let's do it. //Class murmurs about Kusal making a bad decision //Kusal writes a problem number on the board. Schafer goes to the next problem. Schafer: Yeah, no. It's not the bicycle problem. //Class is laughing Schwartz: Moral of the story: never make bets with Schafer.

Stay tuned for Part 2...

# #6017

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Sept. 6, 2016, 9:52 p.m.

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(Mr. Kaluta is showing photos from his summer vacation. He started with his China trip, and moved on to pics from the West Coast.) Noah: That looks like the Golden Gate Bridge. Kaluta: That is the Golden Gate Bridge. Noah: Oh, I thought you meant the West Coast of...

China?

# #5836

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March 1, 2016, 3:16 p.m.

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//Advanced Topics in Earth Science, talking about criteria for determining El Niño-induced weather events Lodal: First, we see if Niño-3.4 SST is greater than 0.5 degrees above average. (goes to next slide) SST is Menter's Shear Stress Transport, which is a model of flow and turbulence. Alex: I think SST is "sea surface temperature." Lodal: ...That makes a lot more sense. Now I feel stupid.

# #5482

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May 9, 2015, 9:24 p.m.

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//Freshman Chem. A random conversation starts. Someone brings up vegetarianism. //Pham gets excited at another prospect of a vegetarian joke. Pham, excitedly: Who here vegetarian? //No one raises their hands. //Pham, pausing uncertainly: Uh--well--you know, guy--nevermind.

# #5474

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April 29, 2015, 5:32 p.m.

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Teddy: If you can't breathe you can't fail me!

Jokingly threatening Whitacre. Whitacre says that seniors still need to turn in work, and Teddy offers him a Chipotle gift card to induce heart disease.

# #3681

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Oct. 17, 2011, 9:41 a.m.

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Richard: It would be really awesome if your final transcript spelled out the alphabet. Kevli: You mean A, B, C, E, D?