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#11857

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May 18, 2023, 12:12 p.m.

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Ostrander: Mr. Foster I have a question. Ostrander: Hypothetically, could I pay you $100 to fail a student? *Foster starts contemplating* Ostrander: What if it was Bradley Guo?

#11722

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March 29, 2023, 12:46 p.m.

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Andy: Every time I fix an issue, 20 more issues pop up. Foster: That's right! This is why I've stopped doing software development after 20 years.

#11720

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March 29, 2023, 12:21 p.m.

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// Playing blackjack Andy: Hit or stay? Linkai: I love hitting people... // Later Andy: If you hit again, you'll bust. Linkai: I love busting...

#11588

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Feb. 17, 2023, 12:20 p.m.

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Eric: As a socialist, I want to chat with other people.

#11489

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Feb. 1, 2023, 12:56 p.m.

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Foster: Do any of you guys player splatoon? Foster: I can guarantee he will destroy you guys. Foster: He’s ranked in the world. Number 10!

#11476

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Jan. 30, 2023, 12:25 p.m.

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// Software design Foster: Don't write code that's so complex nobody else can understand it. Student: Doesn't that guarantee job security?

//mod note: to debug code, you must be cleverer than the cleverness used to write it, so if you write code as cleverly as possible, you cannot debug it

foster, software_design

#10531

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May 5, 2022, 8:10 a.m.

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Kyei: it's teacher appreciation week, and they gave us Almond Joy. Kyei: I'm allergic to almonds.

#10485

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April 26, 2022, 8:09 a.m.

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Kyei: if you end up getting straight A's you're not procrastinating hard enough

#10464

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April 22, 2022, 8:12 a.m.

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// kyei qotd is "what's your most recent win?" Konchok: I found this really cool game recently Kyei: which game Konchok: among us

#10443

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April 20, 2022, 8:07 a.m.

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Kyei: I was around some babies---in a normal way! Don't look at me like that!