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⚐ Report// Doing a simple proof in complex Schwartz: *opens Baby Rudin, hands book to River* Schwartz: Read the proof. River: The proof is trivial.
#11802
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⚐ ReportFoster: If I can't say anything nice, then I won't write a rec for you. Josiah: Can you say anything nice about this guy? *points to River Qiu* Foster(after a long pause): ..yes.
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⚐ Report// Schwartz is about to throw a paper ball at River Chen, who is sleeping Schwartz: Wait, he’s moving his fingers. Schwartz: Try not to sleep in class, but if you are going to sleep in class, don’t take up someone else’s desk.
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⚐ ReportRiver Qiu: How is Saving Private Ryan better than Spider-Man? Andy: Nobody actually died in Spider-Man. Saving Private Ryan used real footage from the D-Day landings. River: So you're saying that to make real entertainment we should actually kill people?
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⚐ Report//after Schwartz tells about incidents relating to leaving campus at lunch River: So they notice that students go shoplifting when they leave campus during lunch, but what's stopping me from shoplifting out of school hours? Schwartz: You might want to rephrase that and talk about "a student" shoplifting ...
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⚐ Report//Talking about trump selling nfts River: He actually looks so hot in all of them
#11218
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⚐ Report//sean, dhe, and river q. in modsim Sean: When did Asian parents start naming their kids River? Dhe (pointing to River Q.): 16 years ago. Sean: That can't be true, because River Chen exists! Dhe: Ok, 17 years ago.
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⚐ Report//River Chen walks back into Multivar after a mid-class departure, pulls out a bag of chips Schwartz: Did you just go in and buy a bag of chips? River: No, I had it in my sweatshirt the whole time.