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#11203

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Nov. 18, 2022, 4:27 p.m.

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//River Chen walks back into Multivar after a mid-class departure, pulls out a bag of chips Schwartz: Did you just go in and buy a bag of chips? River: No, I had it in my sweatshirt the whole time.

#10591

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May 19, 2022, 12:43 p.m.

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River: Self loathing is the national sport of Montgomery Blair High School

#8650

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Oct. 13, 2020, 11:29 a.m.

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// Introducing problem with two bikers colliding Schafer: So you might think ... that with 20 miles between them, they could figure out how to not hit each other. Schafer: But you haven't met my children, who, with an *infinite* distance between them, would still hit each other. // Later // Schafer showing video of him playing/physics-demonstrating on a blue carpet Schafer: You may think this is a blue carpet... but this is actually a river. And you can tell it's a river because it's blue. Student: [Laughing] Schafer: Yes, [Student], laugh. It's a joke; it's funny.

#2593

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Nov. 22, 2010, 7:08 p.m.

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Whitacre: These guys, if they washed it was a big deal. They fell in a river or something.