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⚐ ReportGlenn: When I was having dinner with 10 people in Ecuador, I saw a grasshopper roughly this size [6 inches or so] Glenn: This is why my friends dad calls me "gringa loca" Glenn: Because when the grasshopper flew into the middle of the table, 9 people ran away screaming Glenn: I walked closer and caught it in my hands.
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⚐ ReportLodal: Can we acknowledge, for just a second -- how much of a waste mowing the lawn is? //few statements later Lodal: I think lawns are bad, and you shouldn't have a lawn.
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⚐ Report// Cullen Pd 7, discussing Marxist criticism of The Metamorphosis Cullen: The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence because it is fertilized with bullshit.