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Feb. 28, 2024, 9:47 a.m.

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Glenn: When I was having dinner with 10 people in Ecuador, I saw a grasshopper roughly this size [6 inches or so] Glenn: This is why my friends dad calls me "gringa loca" Glenn: Because when the grasshopper flew into the middle of the table, 9 people ran away screaming Glenn: I walked closer and caught it in my hands.



Feb. 5, 2021, 1:38 p.m.

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Lodal: Can we acknowledge, for just a second -- how much of a waste mowing the lawn is? //few statements later Lodal: I think lawns are bad, and you shouldn't have a lawn.



Jan. 3, 2017, 1:57 p.m.

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// Cullen Pd 7, discussing Marxist criticism of The Metamorphosis Cullen: The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence because it is fertilized with bullshit.