#13199

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March 14, 2024, 3:25 p.m.

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Rose: You know how bugs eat your sandwich Rose: They break it up Rose: With VOMIT Rose: They land on your sandwich and go BLURFDSFDSFPIOEHFJNSOAEU Rose: And then the bug acids break down the sandwich into a puddle of protein Rose: AND THEY SUCK IT UP WITH THEIR BUG PARTS Rose: we're gonna vomit all over this function and break it all up Rose: *GAGGING NOISES* //later Rose: Call your bug friends, says Eric and others...

#13132

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Feb. 28, 2024, 9:47 a.m.

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Glenn: When I was having dinner with 10 people in Ecuador, I saw a grasshopper roughly this size [6 inches or so] Glenn: This is why my friends dad calls me "gringa loca" Glenn: Because when the grasshopper flew into the middle of the table, 9 people ran away screaming Glenn: I walked closer and caught it in my hands.

#12443

99

Nov. 2, 2023, 1:32 p.m.

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Sahu: imagine Zuck calls you and says "you have 20 minutes, fix this bug or else your ass is grass, you're fired" //later Sahu: maybe not Zuck. Maybe it's Elon, because that's something he'd do. fix or else your B is G