//Dr. Simel telling a story about questioning her spirituality in synagogue Dr. Simel: ....so people don't always go because they want to, maybe they want to impress somebody, see their friends, talk to some cute boy at synagogue- Barg: Wait--cute Jewish boys? //Class laughs //Dr. Simel launches into another story
Teacher: So this guy that I was talking about was Jewish, but he didn't like that little "Shalom" I threw in, didn't call me a brother or anything. Ittai: I'm Jewish too! That means I'm a part of the tribe. Teacher: I guess it does. //various students admit they're Jewish (some "half" but with jewish mothers) Teacher: The tribe's getting bigger these days...
//talking about how he got his job in the magnet Rose: Basically, Walstein yelled at me in the loudest, most insulting tone, and I didn't cry, so I got the job. //later: Rose: Yeah, I've been secretly training my entire life for loud Jewish men to yell at me. (mutters) My entire childhood...