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Oct. 14, 2021, 7:42 a.m.

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David: *drinks from the school water fountain* David: it's a very acidic taste, it's actually very good David: like lemonade mixed with battery acid... and lead



April 15, 2019, 10:27 a.m.

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//Aiesha and David are discussing amount of work done on Chem R&E presentation Aiesha: You should work on the presentation! David: I did the bibliography! Aiesha: Good job. You copy-and-pasted. David: No, I changed the font!!



Feb. 4, 2018, 7:25 p.m.

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//on the Block B group chat, getting nervous about chem hw deadlines Student: can Pham spend more time telling us things and less time roasting the TA



Feb. 1, 2018, 5:35 p.m.

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Pham: What you write was your errors for your SRP report? David: Well, I did a math project, so... Pham: Why you do math? Is BORING.



Oct. 17, 2016, 7:44 p.m.

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Noah K.: I think I'll stop playing games and actually do some work now. David Wu: Oh... Noah K.: Wait no, I just said that because my parents were near me.



March 16, 2012, 12:59 p.m.

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Fowler: Has anyone seen David Kaufman? Or Philip? Student: I heard they're with Mr. Pham. Student 2: Mr. Fowler! You can't let them walk all over you like that! Fowler: Oh I know, I can't let David intimidate me with his muscles.



Jan. 4, 2012, 1:17 p.m.

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David: You just broke the second most popular anagram generator on the internet?

Said anagram generator is hosted on, believe it or not. Search for "anagram generator" on Google.

anagram, david



March 15, 2011, 12:17 p.m.

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// Trying to fix a mouse cable that had been slit open (exposing wires and shorting things). David K: Do you think maybe someone slit through this with a Stanley? Scott L: ... David: Actually, it looks more like someone sanded off half of the casing. Scott: Maybe one of the freshmen was teething.



Feb. 24, 2011, 8:33 p.m.

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Schafer: The problem with when you guys upload stuff to blairbash is that unless you write it down *glares at David* you're going to forget part of it.  And if you're doing it from memory, you're gonna forget something the longer you wait to upload it. David: I only wrote down that one from last class!



April 27, 2010, 7:40 a.m.

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Stein: That would be an interesting project: the hotness of goalies. Ozzie: You could measure that by-- David: How much the ice melts.