//Aiesha and David are discussing amount of work done on Chem R&E presentation Aiesha: You should work on the presentation! David: I did the bibliography! Aiesha: Good job. You copy-and-pasted. David: No, I changed the font!!
//on the Block B group chat, getting nervous about chem hw deadlines Student: can Pham spend more time telling us things and less time roasting the TA
Pham: What you write was your errors for your SRP report? David: Well, I did a math project, so... Pham: Why you do math? Is BORING.
Noah K.: I think I'll stop playing games and actually do some work now. David Wu: Oh... Noah K.: Wait no, I just said that because my parents were near me.
Fowler: Has anyone seen David Kaufman? Or Philip? Student: I heard they're with Mr. Pham. Student 2: Mr. Fowler! You can't let them walk all over you like that! Fowler: Oh I know, I can't let David intimidate me with his muscles.
David: You just broke the second most popular anagram generator on the internet?
// Trying to fix a mouse cable that had been slit open (exposing wires and shorting things). David K: Do you think maybe someone slit through this with a Stanley? Scott L: ... David: Actually, it looks more like someone sanded off half of the casing. Scott: Maybe one of the freshmen was teething.
Schafer: The problem with when you guys upload stuff to blairbash is that unless you write it down *glares at David* you're going to forget part of it. And if you're doing it from memory, you're gonna forget something the longer you wait to upload it. David: I only wrote down that one from last class!
Stein: That would be an interesting project: the hotness of goalies. Ozzie: You could measure that by-- David: How much the ice melts.
//talking about the media center staff David: Who's Ms. Lamphier? Shirley: Ms. Lamphier is the one who doesn't talk wike this.