Schwartz: "Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something." One student: What's that from? * Entire class shouts out at him that it's from the Princess Bride, Schwartz's favorite movie * Schwartz: I can feel his letter grade dropping.
Schwartz: We all know magnets aren't found outside.
//Mr. Pham asks a question about linear algebra - the class remains silent Mr. Pham: Oh-ho! I see you guys blinking the eyes!