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March 24, 2022, 9:34 a.m.

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// Continuation of previous quote Kaluta: So Max is now playing…Mick? Michael Wang: Uh I’m Michael… Kaluta: Well you guys need to write your names more clearly! Michael: You wrote the names.



June 10, 2021, 9:08 p.m.

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Denby (to Max): Oh yeah you had spaghetti code //turns to Sam Denby: This man wrote absolute noodles



June 9, 2021, 11:15 p.m.

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Max: Al Capone is kind of a doofus



June 6, 2021, 11:02 p.m.

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Max: New Olympic event… Sam: 100-yard loogie



April 20, 2021, 2:12 p.m.

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Duval: So one way to get bugs for your collection is to leave on a light at dusk, and 2 hours later or so, check it. After 4 nights or so, you can probably get your entire collection. Max: That feels wrong... It feels like cheating. Noam: It's like having a villager farm your wheat for you instead of bone mealing it yourself. Max: Thanks for the very relatable scenario, Noam.



March 1, 2021, 1:25 p.m.

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Max Frissell: The institution of marrige is kinda sus

"That's one of the most gen Z things I've ever said"




June 4, 2019, 8:42 a.m.

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//2nd period Sloe, sophomore bio Max: Who hurt you, Inspirobot?



May 23, 2019, 1:16 p.m.

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//Watching a presentation in bio Shariar: Local organisms Subtitles: Local orgasms Sloe: Local orgasms Max: Outsource your orgasms to China



March 28, 2019, 11:01 a.m.

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//ADSB, Max just ran his program //Max points at message that says "Finished after 0.018 seconds" Max: Just like Carlos



Jan. 3, 2019, 9:14 a.m.

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Noam: Jesus, Homer's such a trash writer. None of his language has any deeper meaning. How are we supposed to analyze it. Let's just make stuff up. *Max and Noam look at the passage for a couple minutes* Max: "O Hermes, ever with your golden wand" Max: I'm pretty sure she's referring to something else