Denby (to Max): Oh yeah you had spaghetti code //turns to Sam Denby: This man wrote absolute noodles
Max: Al Capone is kind of a doofus
Max: New Olympic event… Sam: 100-yard loogie
Duval: So one way to get bugs for your collection is to leave on a light at dusk, and 2 hours later or so, check it. After 4 nights or so, you can probably get your entire collection. Max: That feels wrong... It feels like cheating. Noam: It's like having a villager farm your wheat for you instead of bone mealing it yourself. Max: Thanks for the very relatable scenario, Noam.
Max Frissell: The institution of marrige is kinda sus
//2nd period Sloe, sophomore bio Max: Who hurt you, Inspirobot?
//Watching a presentation in bio Shariar: Local organisms Subtitles: Local orgasms Sloe: Local orgasms Max: Outsource your orgasms to China
//ADSB, Max just ran his program //Max points at message that says "Finished after 0.018 seconds" Max: Just like Carlos
Noam: Jesus, Homer's such a trash writer. None of his language has any deeper meaning. How are we supposed to analyze it. Let's just make stuff up. *Max and Noam look at the passage for a couple minutes* Max: "O Hermes, ever with your golden wand" Max: I'm pretty sure she's referring to something else
//Max is trying to find 4chan Max: Whoops, accidentally went to a porn site