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Jan. 7, 2021, 11:19 a.m.

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Kirk: If there's anyone in your life that's feeling down ... make them some chicken noodle soup Kirk: If they're vegetarian, I'm sure there's an alternative Kirk: Chicken noodle soup, like, ... warms the soul



Jan. 28, 2010, 5:25 p.m.

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Student A: What's garlic salt, Mr. Pham? Pham: Garlic salt, is garlic salt!? You don't know garlic salt? The stuff you put in pizza? You know garlic salt? Student A: No... Student B: Isn't that garlic powder? Pham: No, garlic powder is garlic powder not garlic salt! Garlic salt is the thing you put in pizza! You guys no go to Italian place!? Oh never mind, you Asian. You don't go to no Italian place, all you eat is rice and noodle!