#11638

1515

March 6, 2023, 9:30 a.m.

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Smolen: These are your last moments of passion with your elementary lover.

#11623

2222

March 1, 2023, 12:38 p.m.

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Smolen: Have you guys never heard of twerk for Tchaikovsky?

#11622

2020

March 1, 2023, 10:13 a.m.

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Smolen: Bring a light backpack, not the 5 ton backpack magnet kids like to drag around.

#11574

1214

Feb. 15, 2023, 10:39 a.m.

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Smolen: All you have to do is be a jerk and super critical.

#11543

1818

Feb. 9, 2023, 3:13 p.m.

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Smolen: The brass players get valve oil all over the cello chairs, and the stains smell. Kaden: One time I saw a white stain on the chairs.

#11471

2121

Jan. 26, 2023, 11:15 a.m.

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Smolen: Ricky, one day you'll end up with a pencil in your esophagus.

#11420

1414

Jan. 13, 2023, 1:09 p.m.

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Ricky: Where is I, I can't find I! Andy: Ricky, you have no eyes! Smolen(under her breath): And no ears...

#11281

1616

Dec. 7, 2022, 9:33 a.m.

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Smolen: You guys should sign up for orchestra next year. Smolen: Why? Because orchestra is fun. Smolen: I'm fun. Smolen: And we're going to Disneyworld next year!

#11279

1212

Dec. 6, 2022, 8:30 p.m.

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// Unidentified person plays during rest at orchestra concert Johnny: did you guys happen to hear an anomaly?

#11266

1010

Dec. 5, 2022, 9:48 a.m.

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Smolen: Mr. Herman is scary. Smolen: He thinks I am competent, which is funny. Smolen: It’s all just an act!