// Discussing how batteries work Schafer: Pee in a jar, label it apple juice, set it aside.
Komo: If you have feelings, you shouldn't be on the Internet.
//Choosing people to "volunteer" for an educational interpretive dance Schafer: I'm already laughing on the inside, and in a minute, we'll all be laughing on the outside.
// During Phys Chem, Mr. Pham showed us a practice AP Chem Test Tatyanna Gubin: Oh my god! Mr. Pham, why can't you give us these instead of your tests? Pham: No, they too easy. TaGubin: But these are like logical! Pham: No. They need to be illogical. Make you think.
Schafer: Only in this class will you hear someone say, "You got it easy. Just take a triple integral!"
Pham: I need to get all grading done by Thursday. 'Cause you know why? I go to Florida this weekend! They have party there!
// Arbitrary student walks into Phys Chem Arbitrary Student: Hey, did your class vote for homecoming yet? // Pham looks at us... Pham: Do you guys care? Class: No!
// During Mathphys, both Schafer and Stein are in the room Schafer: Ok kids, who is your favorite teacher? Be careful now, there are two teachers in the room! Andrew Hu: Pham! Schafer: Yea! When in doubt, pick Pham!
// Pham talks about his powerpoint during Phys Chem Pham: So 3rd period complain they cannot see text, so I make background blue Student 1: Mr. Pham, the text is still hard to see. Student 2: Yea, Mr. Pham, can you change the background? Pham: But I like blue! //Mr. Pham changes the background Student: Now it's white text on white! //Pham changes the background again Student: Now it's black text on black! //10 minutes later Student: It's the same background as before!
// After putting off the Phys Chem test for a week... Pham (from Edline): No Test on Monday. Sorry! I can not give test on 10/10/11 by the order of Ms. Johnson.