#3279

44

April 29, 2011, 5:41 p.m.

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Porac: I'm on crack! Didn't you notice?

#3261

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April 26, 2011, 4:11 p.m.

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Porac: The Africans, they got discipline down. I asked Donald, "Does your mother slap you" and he's like "No. She punches."

#3221

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April 11, 2011, 10:38 p.m.

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Porac: What is something that will make the symptoms of drinking ease? Neel: Hashish or cannibis? Porac: How about something more legal...although that does work. Classmate: Cocaine!

#3214

44

April 11, 2011, 4:27 p.m.

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Porac: I hated the "thee, thou" crap. Who was that guy? Oh yeah, Shakespeare. I read the Cliff's Notes, and that was still the only time I almost took drugs in high school.

#3186

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April 2, 2011, 2:50 p.m.

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Porac: If you're offended by swearing, transfer out of Blair. Even on the third floor, the nerds are swearing. They're like, "what's the fucking physics homework?!"

#1525

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Feb. 22, 2010, 6:10 p.m.

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Porac: Ref! What happened there? He was offsides wasn't he? Ref: No, his shot, it hit the post. (field goal post, and so was out of play) Porac: Yes, yes I understand that, but he was offside. Ref: It hit the post. Porac: That was offside!!! Ref: If you continue to argue, I will have to give you a yellow card. No more arguing. Porac: Ok, your doing a great job sir (kind of sarcastically obviously) Ref: (Pulls out yellow card) I warned you coach Porac: IT WAS A COMPLIMENT?!

#1524

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Feb. 22, 2010, 6:06 p.m.

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Porac: You guys need to start playing harder. This is ridiculous. If you don't show me you want to win, I'm going back to bartending, better hours, better money, and better-looking [women].